We're Going Streaking!

Get it? Streaks, another name for stripes? I’m wearing stripes on my shirt… ok. But not only stripes, also an Old School reference, all in one title. I’m the master. Back to the topic. Stripes! Candy stripers! Strippers…. NO! Stripers. Think the episode of Sex and the City when Carrie goes to see Big after his heart surgery. Don’t remember? Refuse to watch? To old to relate? Think of the 1940s. On track? Awesome. Now I am no “candy striper,” but just an every day gal, strutting around in uncomfortable shoes and silly outfits. I know they are, but their my silly outfits and thats who I am. Gotta problem? “You betta check yo self, befo you wreck yoself.” Back to topic, this happens all too often… I am no candy striper, just an every day gal, strutting around in uncomfortable shoes and silly outfits. Back on topic PERFECT. These “Tootsie Rapers,” as I like to call them, that I have been wearing are starting to do some serious damage. Lets just say a pedicure would not be enough. TOTAL RECONSTRUCTION TIME. I thought, "hey how about a nice ice soak", until I had a stinging pain through my entire leg. Nope opposite than what I wanted. Then I tried a hot water soak, still made no difference. Any recommendation for my poor little feet? They’re killin’ me! Top: FOREVER21, Skirt: FOREVER21, Shoes: Franco Sarto

 This is a rare occasion, an actual pose where I look normal. MUST DOCUMENT. It must be because it’s the morning…

 In case you haven’t noticed, my balcony is where its at. PICS ON PICS ON PICS. Yolo… That sounds awkward when I say it out loud… It must be that I’m just not “hip” enough to say that. HA.

 See what le wind does? Pretty effects. Also I must note I had a piece of sour candy in my mouth so lets try to resist the urge of setting this as the background pic on your phones gents.

 Those Italian sons o’ bitches…. These shoes kill. But they make me feel like Jennifer Grey in Dirty Dancing. Oh Patrick Swayze, take this baby out from the corner!

 Clearly practicing my Pechanga. My shadow is doing the splits, what a slut.

Whats a girl to do without some bling? Alright there clearly is no bling here. Instead just some laid back, hip stuff man…. Bracelet: Vintage (unknown), Ring Finger: Vintage (unknown), Birdy Finger: A gift from a friend, all the way from Egypt!