Not Your Typical Monday Night.

Ok I kid. This is your typical Monday night, well maybe not yours (YES YOU) specifically, but mine. Listen, honey… I’m home and I had a hard day, pour me a cold one? And oh… by the way…. How does the rest go? I know there are some Shania Twain fans out there! My bff, partner in crime, other half and so on, growing up lived on a farm and always took me to rodeos. I LOVED IT! We watched horses do their thing and the cows and the cowboys. You know, typical rodeo things. But as we got older we lost touch, but the music I listened to at those rodeos never left me. Thanks for that friend! Ok, laggin’ on the subject. I came home tonight to see my friends hangin’ out and what not and told them, “hey, lets document this cuteness” and they said, “NO.” But then I said, “You better…” and they laughed. And after a couple of minutes of this they finally gave in to my overbearing-ness and these pics were produced. So please, while reading this, remember rodeos and glitter, and Rhinestone Cowboys and my friends. Thank yah.

Shoes: Report, Pants: American Eagle Outfitters, Shirt: Best American Clothing Co. (discovered in the racks of Goodwill) Necklace: FOREVER21 (not shown)

 You are intrigued by this view. I can tell… My eyes are drawing you in. Closer, closer, closer. NO! NOT TO MY BUM! To the pattern of this blouse.

 See now I will just stand here all awkward, as all I can think of is the pattern of this blouse, and how to pose creatively. CHALLENGES! I loathe them!

 I attempt to be a little teapot, short and stout (definitely got that part down). Here is my handle, here is my spout. If you were to tip me over, I would just allow a big, hard fall to happen then laugh uncontrollably.

 See? Short and stout. But can’t complain about that cheekbone definition. There is some “Blue Steel” happening right there. Can’t stop it. Just happened. BOOM.

 It's the end of the night, I've got work to do. But I'm le tired... So instead I will make half of my legs disappear to appear even shorter. Great pose though right? Right. 

For a closer look at my fave Report kicks take a look here. Yes, right here. Aren’t they fab? And comfortable too. They are the purrrfect shoe!

Ps. A special thanks to Sara and Meg for letting me use their room. You guys are schpectacular!