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The Mullet. Popularized by many singing of dogs dying, their big trucks, and their Achy Breaky Heart. While listening to Islands in the Stream and reminiscing on Kenny Rogers Roasters I kept seeing those half flowing snow colored locks in all their mullet-ness. Its very easy to mock one of their hairstyle, and I’m sure many people do that to mine (“Hey Rooney Mara”… They’re just jealous.), but when such a trend as the mullet successfully transfers into fashion it MUST be questioned.

And so enters the Mullet Dress.

Even the designers of Christian Dior favored the Mullet for their Spring 2013 line at  Paris Fashion Week.

Boy does St. Laurent know what they are doing with these mullets. Spring 2013 at Paris Fashion Week.

This mullet from Julien McDonald has a side swept bang. How creative!

When I first saw this redneck transformation it was at my junior year prom. While I was wearing a beautiful black gown from Dillard’s the popular girls were sporting these…. The mullets. I kind of laughed and thought, “ha that looks weird.” Holy shit it became a trend among runways and street wear the world over. How the?! What the?!

Ok I say, ok. I’ll attempt this. And BAM! I look magnificent and chic, and cool.

I seriously look identical to the Dior model…. Scary! HA!

Madonna’s Material Girl Juniors Dress in Plaid print that is available at Macy's.

Lush Lace Yoke Chiffon Dress embodies your hippie side and is also available at Nordstrom.

Neon and a mullet? It can’t be. No it can. And Topshop did.

The mullet can be cool I guess, just not when its on your head. Peace out Mullet scout.