FINALS… “F*CK I NEVER ACTUALLY LEARNED this SHIT.” True dat. See for
me, I’ve got three “P’s.” Preparation, Perspiration, Peppernation. As we all
know, preparation for finals leads to perspiration (or at least for me, and not
just a little sweat… This chick gets frazzled and a lot of “schvitzing” goes on) but I think of
Pepperland and that No Where Man and I have an eternal ॐ, that’d be “om,” for you non-yoga
folk. Listen, I’ve stressed, you’ve stressed, we all scream for ice cream… then
we go get some. But just think you anxiety-filled individuals… ITS ONLY A WEEK!
I mean after all, we all live in a yellow submarine, and we all get by with a
little help from our friends. So picture yourself in a boat on a river, and
look for the girl with the sun in her eyes. Then its over, easy breezy sailing
there on after. And its summer, Ice Deli (shaved ice that is DE-licious!),
boating, and gettin’ yo tan on! The idea of classes will be far behind… unless
your taking summer classes, but then you can think, “at least I won’t have to
take that arduous and inane class for an entire semester.” So no matter what,
you’ve got the long end of the stick. So close those eyes (after you’re
finished reading this of course), deep breath… repeat after me “OOOOMMM…” open
your eyes.
Namaste.
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